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Month: October 2025
Zoo Installs Wi-Fi for Pandas - Bamboo-Loving Bears Now Doom-Scrolling Like Rest of Us
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City Bans Morning Jogging After Runners Keep Snoozing - Fitness Enthusiasts Choose Sleep Over Exercise in Shocking...
Mindfulness Lattes Leave Customers Meditating Too Long - Coffee Shop Patrons Achieve Enlightenment, Refuse to Leave
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San Francisco Prepares for Military Presence Nobody Requested - City Braces for Troops to Address Problems That...
Library Launches Book Treadmills for Multi-Tasking Readers - Fitness Meets Literature in Bizarre Hybrid Nobody Asked For